The Fastest Finger in the West
Sheriff Snotty had the fastest finger in all of Poopstone.
Sheriff Snotty was so fast he could pick a booger faster than you could blink.
Sheriff Snotty’s fast finger made the people of Poopstone feel safe, especially Sheriff Snotty’s
Sweet heart Fanny Fartsworth.
There was one simple rule that Sheriff Snotty enforced in Poopstone.
No picking other people’s noses.
But one day a great big stinky cloud of dust blew into Poopstone.
It was Black Booger Bart and his Band of Booger picken’ Banditos.
Black Booger Bart and his Booger picken’ Banditos did not like rules.
“I will pick any nose that I want to!” laughed Black Booger Bart.
One by one Black Booger Bart and his Band of Booger picken’ Banditos began to pick all the noses in Poopstone.
“Help us Sheriff Snotty!” cried the townsfolk.
Sheriff Snotty was busy doing his daily duty in the outhouse when he heard the cries for help.
Black Booger Bart was just about to pick Fanny Fartsworth’s nose, when along came Sheriff Snotty.
“Keep your finger out of Fanny Fartsworth’s nose!” yelled Sheriff Snotty.
Black Booger Bart laughed.
“I’ll pick any nose I want to, after all I have the fastest finger in the west!”
“We shall see about that!” said Sheriff Snotty
“Alright Sheriff, then I challenge you to a pick off!” said Black Booger Bart.
Black Booger Bart then whipped out his finger.
“Prepare to be picked sheriff”.
“On the count of three”
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Black Booger Bart’s finger shot towards Sheriff Snotty’s nose like a bolt of lightning.
And just like that a big golden booger right from inside Sheriff Snotty’s nose sat perched on the tip of
Black Booger Bart’s finger.
“Ha Ha sheriff, I told you I had the fastest finger in all the west!”
“Think again Black Booger Bart.”
Sheriff snotty then pointed his finger to the top of Black Booger Bart’s hat. Right on top was a big wet black booger.
“Now remember this Black Booger Bart, I’m not only the fastest booger picker, I’m also the fastest booger flicker!”
Sheriff Snotty then hung a small sign underneath the entrance to Poopstone.
It read:
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But you can’t pick your friends nose.
Sheriff Snotty had the fastest finger in all of Poopstone.
Sheriff Snotty was so fast he could pick a booger faster than you could blink.
Sheriff Snotty’s fast finger made the people of Poopstone feel safe, especially Sheriff Snotty’s
Sweet heart Fanny Fartsworth.
There was one simple rule that Sheriff Snotty enforced in Poopstone.
No picking other people’s noses.
But one day a great big stinky cloud of dust blew into Poopstone.
It was Black Booger Bart and his Band of Booger picken’ Banditos.
Black Booger Bart and his Booger picken’ Banditos did not like rules.
“I will pick any nose that I want to!” laughed Black Booger Bart.
One by one Black Booger Bart and his Band of Booger picken’ Banditos began to pick all the noses in Poopstone.
“Help us Sheriff Snotty!” cried the townsfolk.
Sheriff Snotty was busy doing his daily duty in the outhouse when he heard the cries for help.
Black Booger Bart was just about to pick Fanny Fartsworth’s nose, when along came Sheriff Snotty.
“Keep your finger out of Fanny Fartsworth’s nose!” yelled Sheriff Snotty.
Black Booger Bart laughed.
“I’ll pick any nose I want to, after all I have the fastest finger in the west!”
“We shall see about that!” said Sheriff Snotty
“Alright Sheriff, then I challenge you to a pick off!” said Black Booger Bart.
Black Booger Bart then whipped out his finger.
“Prepare to be picked sheriff”.
“On the count of three”
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Black Booger Bart’s finger shot towards Sheriff Snotty’s nose like a bolt of lightning.
And just like that a big golden booger right from inside Sheriff Snotty’s nose sat perched on the tip of
Black Booger Bart’s finger.
“Ha Ha sheriff, I told you I had the fastest finger in all the west!”
“Think again Black Booger Bart.”
Sheriff snotty then pointed his finger to the top of Black Booger Bart’s hat. Right on top was a big wet black booger.
“Now remember this Black Booger Bart, I’m not only the fastest booger picker, I’m also the fastest booger flicker!”
Sheriff Snotty then hung a small sign underneath the entrance to Poopstone.
It read:
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But you can’t pick your friends nose.